and the good hours are fading

Whazzup sister, happy 9 th birthday. Thank you for being such a pain in the ass, being my alarm clock every morning, talking so much all the time, being such a nerd and fat pig who likes to eat so much, just like me. Oh well that makes us sisters doesn't it? We're just being who we are! You're such a good example to Darlene, you're really awesome and i really love you although i don't show it and i'm really sorry :( I hope the birthday party i planned for you will be an enjoyable one, love you for life.